dear i woulda diary,
i woulda bought one of those wax witches on a stick i saw in my dream this morning for fifteen bucks- any day of the week. i liked the witches dressed in black better than the ones waxed up in white, but hair color to me makes no matter. i learned long ago a witch with blonde hair should be feared just as much as one with coal black hair. it is in the spell from the lips of the witch, that is where the power of her craft is- not tucked or hanging from under her pointed hat. it seems weird someone would think to encase a witch in wax to put fire to her and actually burn her to the stick. i would have never lit my wax witch. i would have cherished my sister forever. SHOUT OUT CUNTFACE!
