dear posting of my birth diary,
add them all up kids and you'll have the year of it. i'm old. i say to you- i saw a baby child tonight- sleeping in the arms of her mother. i couldn't help BUT stare at them at the redbox video thing. i wanted to snatch that baby UP and run away. but where would i go? you cant do that shit anymore. and besides, i got one of my own coming in december now and all i have to do is get rid of prince william and lohan and she will be all mine. i've almost got their place ready in the basement. the double steel reinforced bars (with 440 electricity) will be delivered by next week. the sound proofing was competed months ago. they have enough canned food to last years down there and that cable tv works fine. they only have to be down there til the kid turns about three or four- MAYBE FIVE if she's super good- then they can have her back. unless she just doesn't want to go.
