dear everything i touched tonight diary,
it seemed like i had the touch. i mean it was all right there in front of me and i just took it. it was like a little treasure hunt really. a scoop here- a scoop there and pretty soon- my pockets were still about empty. it was fun though, treasuring around- kicking my feet and making my presence known. having my sudden and quite severe hankering for extra crispy crinkle cut french fries and a cherry shake made with chocolate ice cream tonight- i couldn't get them in my mouth fast enough as i saw the fat ass hero pass on his big smoky road king. so that's what a road king looks like with a big fat daddy hero sittin on one and i thought, "wow, cuntface is lettin him troll around ALONE during RUSH HOUR," and that's when i got to see her too! in the tahoe. so that's what a happily TRUSTING married couple does when big fat daddy hero wants to take a ride now and cuntface doesn't- she grabs her keys and OFF THEY GO! i really enjoyed my dinner as i talked to the police officer from 4:51 PM until 5:25 PM in KFC parking lot so i could have an alibi for my whereabouts three minutes after any 'incident' could have happened. i helped a brother out and a brother helped me out and i didn't even have to go on a treasure hunt. i also got a free warrant check and i know my record is clear. so GET ON THESE NUTS AND SUCK. oh you would like that though wouldn't you. then forget that idea. SUCK ON CUNTFACE! SHOUT OUT CUNTFACE. ENJOY YOUR PRIZE!
