dear over time diary,
if i were not a shy fairy i would know how to sprinkle some fairy dust because it seems like every time i hear the water run, i have to suddenly pee- even if i just went pee. i've talked to my doctor about this and i think it is psychological and not something i'd like to attempt to correct with surgery. you see, my mom used water to get me to pee when i was a kid, she'd turn on the faucet at church or at kentucky fried chicken- i never could pee with anyone else in the bathroom hardly, so now as an adult, naturally every time i hear water running- i need to go. now about the fairy dust, i want to get some of that shit because it will help me complete a very important project. i would keep my fairy dust in a special fairy dust sterile specimen jar with the hopes that no non-fairy dust would ever come in contact with it and contaminate it and possibly ruin the level of purity. like first morning urine, fairy dust is strongest when it is unmixed with other pollutants and unfiltered by design. i think it might be best, for now, just to worry more about making it to the bathroom- rather than keeping my jar sterile for my fucking fairy dust. i can always run it back through the dishwasher if i run across more later.
