August 14, 2011

the funny farm ain't even funny

dear i have decided diary,

i think i know what my problem is now. i just woke up. i don't get enough sleep. ima work on that. there are 168 hours in a week this week, starting 13 hours and 41 minutes ago and ima sleep 141 of them and i am off to a good start. i was asleep at midnight and i was only up for an hour to let the dogs out, post, pee, and feed the grump his delicious nutritious medicated breakfast and now i am awake again. i have absolutely nothing that requires my immediate attention this coming up week- so i will close up shop and set the alarm on tuesday to call my brother in virginia and wish him a HAPPY 28th BIRTHDAY and then go right back to sleep so i donut try to do the same thing to the goat (who is WAY older than 28).