dear snip and clip diary,
at target last night on the way to the roadhouse- i made the unibomber stop to get fingernail polish remover because that is the only place i still get it. i was the first one to the check out if you can believe that shit, which i am still fucking sitting here in disbelief almost a day later myself, so i dunno how y'all are taking the news. so the little asian fellow is checking me out (not looking at me, just doing his job- i looked like shit) and the girl behind me rolls up (in a wheel chair) and the girl pushing her is a fucking FREAK of a knockout. FUCKING BEAUTIFUL. i'm not even like that and i fucking found myself wanting to see her breasts. then the bitch smiled at the asian boy checking me out (again- not looking at me) and i almost fucking died. what in the fuck? where are her parents? i became INSTANTLY OUTRAGED. the poor girl. here she was in her early to mid twenties and clearly had NOT EVER BEEN INTRODUCED TO A TOOTHBRUSH. while in the bathtub whila go, shaving- down there- i may not be a FREAK OF A KNOCKOUT- and people may not float around all day and desire to, "see my breasts," but when i smile at you, i am certain there is only ONE person who will become "INSTANTLY OUTRAGED." lol..... SHOUT OUT CUNTFACE!
