dear advice to follow diary,
when you are in shit up to your nose, keep your mouth shut. there's a good idea. the unibomber just saved a bunch of money on car insurance, i'll tell you how later. he says all the time if he agrees with me- we would both be wrong. banana pudding is something never put together until it is ready to be devoured. otherwise the bananas turn all brown and make the pudding runny and the crust all soggy. the voices may not be real, but they do have good ideas. i'm not really a bitch, but i am willing to play one in your life. God sent me to teach you a lesson. i'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six. stupid should hurt. my inner child is a mean little fuckin bitch fucker. walking home from the house, i got lost- but i can see so much better with the lights off.
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