dear unexpected diary,
things creep up on you and then can 'wow' a whore unexpectedly at the last 19 seconds. 'shocker' diary. i like the sounds of that. let's just name this post SHOCKER. iffin i had hail damage on the backs of my legs i would be sad, but i don't so that ain't something i hafta worry so much about. i do have some red spotting on my chest, but i'm pretty sure that is the skin damage and a direct result from the one dark tan i had in the summer of 1992. i really have a hard time when i stick things like (wrapped) straws or pencils behind my ears. i will look for these items until i give up and go get new ones. eventually i will teach myself to quit putting shit up there behind my ears, because obviously that is a killer hiding spot even i don't think to look. i haven't been up yet today, but i am ready to get up- i think. i guess ima try it and see how it works out. i can always get right back in bed if things get too difficult.
