dear flossing my teeth diary,
while flossing my teeth a few moments earlier, a big leaf did fall out of my mouth. i was not only surprised at the size of the leaf that came from my mouth, but the speed in which it came out of there. that fucker was jet air propelled- i am almost positive- yet i dunno where it got its ignition. you will all most certainly assume it must have flicked off my flosser pick, but i can assure you- it came from the complete opposite side of my mouth. i suppose on the off chance it took a bounce off my lip and projected on out- yes, a possibility, but as wet as my mouth was a leaf that size, I THINK, would have stuck to the side somewhere along the way out. where did the leave come from? the origin of the leaf. fucking that is what is fucking eating at me too.
