August 19, 2011

your passport to beauty

dear behind every good post there is a cuntface diary,

up late again with a hair in my chin. i just ate a donut. it was good but the milk was better. fuck me i ain't been full in a week. i really haven't been awake long enough to eat. i got the dog two of the meat rolls, so he's good now for a minute. he really likes that fresh dog food shit. becky gets off on it too, but i don't give her as much. i wanted to change my background tonight and i did and now, i am laughing out loud. sorry for the pause you guys don't know about, but there was one. i laughed my ASS off at work tonight too. i done some ornery shit. i dunno what else anyone would expect from me, but that's fine. i had fun with it- even pissed in my pants a little. my background will change again soon, i promise, but in the meantime- SHOUTOUT CUNTFACE!