dear previous arrest diary,
today was an exciting day, to say the least. i getta have this day twice a year, free and clear, and there ain't nothing anyone can do and i love it. the world is just filled with hate and i am here to make sure it doesn't spill down the sides. my toothbrush started blinking today, but it didn't run out of juice. that's what i like most about my new toothbrush i think, it warns you before it dies. my old one just fucking quit. see, i look for those warning signs- little lights that flash that say, "bitch ima bout to blow up!" or "bitch, ima bout to die!" and when i see those, i will generally act appropriately. i'm not one to ignore the signals- even though i could have brushed my teeth a couple of more times prolly, i am charging my toothbrush now. i know it was the right thing to do. i am pretty satisfied with the choices i've made today and yesterday. i relish in the acts i've completed over my life and smile at the shadows in the lane behind me.
today was an exciting day, to say the least. i getta have this day twice a year, free and clear, and there ain't nothing anyone can do and i love it. the world is just filled with hate and i am here to make sure it doesn't spill down the sides. my toothbrush started blinking today, but it didn't run out of juice. that's what i like most about my new toothbrush i think, it warns you before it dies. my old one just fucking quit. see, i look for those warning signs- little lights that flash that say, "bitch ima bout to blow up!" or "bitch, ima bout to die!" and when i see those, i will generally act appropriately. i'm not one to ignore the signals- even though i could have brushed my teeth a couple of more times prolly, i am charging my toothbrush now. i know it was the right thing to do. i am pretty satisfied with the choices i've made today and yesterday. i relish in the acts i've completed over my life and smile at the shadows in the lane behind me.
