dear this will be short diary,
i am flying away momentarily to have my hair whacked off. i'm sick of it. i've been gonna do this for a while and today is finally the day. i want to set a good example for the unibomber who obviously fears the barber like some fear the dentist. i must brush my teeth now, so i have to get going. don't anyone worry, i wont come home looking like cuntface. i don't like yellow or gray for hair color.
i am flying away momentarily to have my hair whacked off. i'm sick of it. i've been gonna do this for a while and today is finally the day. i want to set a good example for the unibomber who obviously fears the barber like some fear the dentist. i must brush my teeth now, so i have to get going. don't anyone worry, i wont come home looking like cuntface. i don't like yellow or gray for hair color.
