September 6, 2011

come to my other crib jack

dear i spy an eagle eye diary,

you would have thought ida got up and done something by now, but i ain't done jack. it feels good to be back to normal again. all is well. well is all. josh came over today and the unibomber didn't even notice. i couldn't believe it. i think i'll be able to have all my friends over now. they'll just come to my other house. what a dream come true. in a perfect world, ida done this shit a long time ago. but you live and you learn. ima learning. josh sure is a cute little fucker too. he used to have such a massive head- but he grew into it now and looks so cute- quite the ladies man. i liked his shoes and ima take a picture of them next time he comes over. he really doesn't look a whole lot like his dad, who looks like brad pitt (not kidding) but he does have a strong resemblance. anyway. damn. shit. i need to split. a lid.