dear defacing forward diary,
the early onset of facial depression begins at an age which may seem unreasonable to some and quite clear to others. in my research and studies, i have found that facial depression starts moments after birth. in fact, all mother's i have identified in my study, including myself, saw identifying markers indicating facial depressive features consistent in newborns and children, as well as adults and geriatric individuals. some of these indicators are, but are not limited to; snarls, sneers, glares, dirty looks, mad doggin', and those evil eyes. but with just forty four muscles stretched across our bony skulls, it's not hard to imagine someone up in the group of forty four being depressed because she ain't getting as much use as muscle number forty one. but you'd think she'd be used to it by now. because again, i have found that facial depression starts moments after birth. i hate to be ever so blunt about this, but, SHOUT OUT CUNTFACE! your face is tighter than EVER!
the early onset of facial depression begins at an age which may seem unreasonable to some and quite clear to others. in my research and studies, i have found that facial depression starts moments after birth. in fact, all mother's i have identified in my study, including myself, saw identifying markers indicating facial depressive features consistent in newborns and children, as well as adults and geriatric individuals. some of these indicators are, but are not limited to; snarls, sneers, glares, dirty looks, mad doggin', and those evil eyes. but with just forty four muscles stretched across our bony skulls, it's not hard to imagine someone up in the group of forty four being depressed because she ain't getting as much use as muscle number forty one. but you'd think she'd be used to it by now. because again, i have found that facial depression starts moments after birth. i hate to be ever so blunt about this, but, SHOUT OUT CUNTFACE! your face is tighter than EVER!
