dear eighteen wheeler diary,
if it takes eighteen wheels to transport you across country, you either weigh entirely too much or you have too much shit. i'd need a big truck to move all of my shit if i was going to take all my shit very far, but i could prolly get by with a truck that had like nine wheels on it instead of eighteen. i think it is important to leave things behind when you start a new life. i would bring my stove, but i would leave my bathtub. i keep tugging at that stupid hair growing out of my chin tonight. it feels like it's about three inches long, but upon searching in the mirror i can barely even find it. it is for this reason i could not leave my tweezers behind, or my 8x handheld mirror. i would be sure to fit those in my nine wheel big truck for the move.
if it takes eighteen wheels to transport you across country, you either weigh entirely too much or you have too much shit. i'd need a big truck to move all of my shit if i was going to take all my shit very far, but i could prolly get by with a truck that had like nine wheels on it instead of eighteen. i think it is important to leave things behind when you start a new life. i would bring my stove, but i would leave my bathtub. i keep tugging at that stupid hair growing out of my chin tonight. it feels like it's about three inches long, but upon searching in the mirror i can barely even find it. it is for this reason i could not leave my tweezers behind, or my 8x handheld mirror. i would be sure to fit those in my nine wheel big truck for the move.
