dear on the first day of Christmas diary,
oh shit, it is almost Christmas. it will be snowing soon and all that jazz. here i been just getting used to it being summer. i am glad the hot crap is done though. i'll tell you what. i been had enough of that crap. i am really really REALLY looking forward to this Christmas and honestly- it's prolly the first one in like fifteen years. my baby girl will be here. she will be brand new. she will be so beautiful and perfect and she will smell so good. i am going to put her in the stocking and hang her on the fireplace for a quick picture while nobody is looking- but only if it's gonna be safe and if she fits in her stocking cuz if she doesn't then i will have to put her in mine because nine babies will fit comfortably in my stocking if they had a decent air supply. i would love to hear some air supply or chicago right now. that would make my leg feel better prolly.
oh shit, it is almost Christmas. it will be snowing soon and all that jazz. here i been just getting used to it being summer. i am glad the hot crap is done though. i'll tell you what. i been had enough of that crap. i am really really REALLY looking forward to this Christmas and honestly- it's prolly the first one in like fifteen years. my baby girl will be here. she will be brand new. she will be so beautiful and perfect and she will smell so good. i am going to put her in the stocking and hang her on the fireplace for a quick picture while nobody is looking- but only if it's gonna be safe and if she fits in her stocking cuz if she doesn't then i will have to put her in mine because nine babies will fit comfortably in my stocking if they had a decent air supply. i would love to hear some air supply or chicago right now. that would make my leg feel better prolly.
