dear this afternoon diary,
according to today's date, october the 7th, we are officially one full week into the tenth month of the year. unfucking believable. it is finally time to bust out the monkey hat. i am SO excited. my hats smell so good. my only problem i have is deciding which hat to wear first. i think i may have to go purchase a new hat and wear it so my other hats aren't offended. sure, with my monkey hat being my most treasured hat, it will get the most head time, but i'd like to find a new favorite this year. maybe a giraffe hat would be nice. at any rate, it is time to dig the knitted fuckers out and i couldn't be happier about that. i never really feel like my true self until i put on my hat.
according to today's date, october the 7th, we are officially one full week into the tenth month of the year. unfucking believable. it is finally time to bust out the monkey hat. i am SO excited. my hats smell so good. my only problem i have is deciding which hat to wear first. i think i may have to go purchase a new hat and wear it so my other hats aren't offended. sure, with my monkey hat being my most treasured hat, it will get the most head time, but i'd like to find a new favorite this year. maybe a giraffe hat would be nice. at any rate, it is time to dig the knitted fuckers out and i couldn't be happier about that. i never really feel like my true self until i put on my hat.
