dear no good deed goes unpunished diary,
keeping up with the dealings around here is easy these days. it would be fun to report something fishy, but nothing going on here. i don't need new toys to keep me happy. the same old ones are fine. sure, ima a boring person, but my pussy don't stink and i don't have any funny shit growing down there. i made apple cupcakes tonight and even vacuumed the living room. so i dunno what you're gonna do, but ima paint my nails.
keeping up with the dealings around here is easy these days. it would be fun to report something fishy, but nothing going on here. i don't need new toys to keep me happy. the same old ones are fine. sure, ima a boring person, but my pussy don't stink and i don't have any funny shit growing down there. i made apple cupcakes tonight and even vacuumed the living room. so i dunno what you're gonna do, but ima paint my nails.
