dear never quit wondering diary,
if you were me and i was you then you would be the retarded whore and i would be the hero and would prolly be disease ridden and have all the bitches calling me and you would stay in bed all day and deal with the unibomber and wouldn't that be something. but i am me (thank goodness) and you are you (praise God) and i am disease free and you couldn't handle the unibomber, he has a big hardy dick. it's all good in the hood, my hood anyway, i dunno what goes on around your hood these days and i don't wanna know. i beg not to be told. but it comes, like i never used to with you, it comes. all i know is, if i were you and you were me, i'd be having those tests run i begged you to have run for my own peace of mind.
if you were me and i was you then you would be the retarded whore and i would be the hero and would prolly be disease ridden and have all the bitches calling me and you would stay in bed all day and deal with the unibomber and wouldn't that be something. but i am me (thank goodness) and you are you (praise God) and i am disease free and you couldn't handle the unibomber, he has a big hardy dick. it's all good in the hood, my hood anyway, i dunno what goes on around your hood these days and i don't wanna know. i beg not to be told. but it comes, like i never used to with you, it comes. all i know is, if i were you and you were me, i'd be having those tests run i begged you to have run for my own peace of mind.
