dear donut diary,
now that i have completed more things around my house in the last hour than i have done in two weeks, i thought i deserved a donut. so i stood over the empty kitchen sink and ate one that i carved out. i don't much care for donuts, i only eat the part that has the filling shit touching it. when i finished that donut, i realized i might have ripped myself off, so i carved out another donut and ate that one the same way. feeling like i just ate a total of one donut now, i then drank my freezer chilled glass of whole milk and i feel like a fat cow. time for my daily round of arguments with the unibomber and off to bed i go.
now that i have completed more things around my house in the last hour than i have done in two weeks, i thought i deserved a donut. so i stood over the empty kitchen sink and ate one that i carved out. i don't much care for donuts, i only eat the part that has the filling shit touching it. when i finished that donut, i realized i might have ripped myself off, so i carved out another donut and ate that one the same way. feeling like i just ate a total of one donut now, i then drank my freezer chilled glass of whole milk and i feel like a fat cow. time for my daily round of arguments with the unibomber and off to bed i go.
