October 10, 2011

learning when to lick

dear swelled up diary,

i cant wait to clean the highchair tray. oh and i know it'll still be some time yet before i getta do all that shit, but ima get to do it and i cant wait. ima have my own highchair over here. ima set up my own little nursery for aubree so when i get done licking all over her she will have a safe place to retreat so becky and the grump wont try and take their turns licking all over her while i'm not supervising. becky is the licker in the family and it's gonna be hard keeping her from kissing on that baby i just know it. i can imagine the love between becky and aubree will be mighty strong- right from the very beginning, as becky longs to be a mother to something. becky sure does hang around lohan alot these days, gazing up at that big ole belly every chance she gets. i wish there was a whole litter inside there too sometimes, but for now one will prolly be plenty.