dear tickle me flipper diary,
pissing people off in my dreams isn't as much fun as doing it while i am awake because getting the genuine anger reaction from a stranger is often like a 'dream' come true, in the sense that you cant predict how it's gonna turn out- so sometimes that can be entertaining. to some it may have appeared i almost hit a man driving a lawnmower past my house yesterday, but i saw his stupid ass, i just wanted to make his heart beat a bit faster so i hurried to the end of my driveway in reverse. he flipped me off, while i laughed, but i happen to know this idiot does not retain a valid driver's licence and is breaking the laws of our land EVERY TIME he drives his motorized vehicle past my house every single day. i'm not a snitch and i shall never play one on tv, but i do have my ways of dealing with the irritating lawnmower brand of people.
pissing people off in my dreams isn't as much fun as doing it while i am awake because getting the genuine anger reaction from a stranger is often like a 'dream' come true, in the sense that you cant predict how it's gonna turn out- so sometimes that can be entertaining. to some it may have appeared i almost hit a man driving a lawnmower past my house yesterday, but i saw his stupid ass, i just wanted to make his heart beat a bit faster so i hurried to the end of my driveway in reverse. he flipped me off, while i laughed, but i happen to know this idiot does not retain a valid driver's licence and is breaking the laws of our land EVERY TIME he drives his motorized vehicle past my house every single day. i'm not a snitch and i shall never play one on tv, but i do have my ways of dealing with the irritating lawnmower brand of people.
