dear having a day diary,
well, i had a hell of a day today kids. thinking i had a plan- thinking i was all prepared- thinking i was all ready to row my boat- and then, 'BOOM' out of nowhere- i couldn't find the right lake. i started the race almost twenty minutes late, i did, and some prolly wouldn't have started at all, i bet. the letter said clearly, "no late admissions," but i cant read- so that often helps and today it sure did. whew. but the macaroni and cheese was sure good at lunch, it was. i'm wishing i had some for dinner- i am. now that i've had a nap and cleared my head, i'm just glad this whole day has finally pushed off the record book. i know i wont get any trophies, put i will pay my fucking parking ticket within ten fucking days you mother fucking son of a cock sucking bitch for a TWO MINUTE EXPIRED METER MY FLAT STUPID FUCKING ASS- AT THE WRONG FUCKING LAKE.
well, i had a hell of a day today kids. thinking i had a plan- thinking i was all prepared- thinking i was all ready to row my boat- and then, 'BOOM' out of nowhere- i couldn't find the right lake. i started the race almost twenty minutes late, i did, and some prolly wouldn't have started at all, i bet. the letter said clearly, "no late admissions," but i cant read- so that often helps and today it sure did. whew. but the macaroni and cheese was sure good at lunch, it was. i'm wishing i had some for dinner- i am. now that i've had a nap and cleared my head, i'm just glad this whole day has finally pushed off the record book. i know i wont get any trophies, put i will pay my fucking parking ticket within ten fucking days you mother fucking son of a cock sucking bitch for a TWO MINUTE EXPIRED METER MY FLAT STUPID FUCKING ASS- AT THE WRONG FUCKING LAKE.
