dear when i die diary,
i may not go to Heaven, but at least crack open my grave plot i bought and put me in there. because if i spent that money and someone decides they ain't gonna put me there, well, that will piss me the fuck off. i always figured i'd prolly have a funeral, but i don't really want one. i've been to a bunch of funerals in my life, a bunch, and the best one i ever went to was my aunt mary's funeral and it wasn't even in a church or funeral home. it was an OPEN casket funeral- right IN the cemetery. i think i was even smoking a joint. aunt mary died on her birthday- how bad ass is that shit? her husband (uncle glenn) died on her birthday too. i suppose this posting could serve as notice about how i want my final affairs to be packaged and shipped. however, i'd prefer to have my suitcase closed.
i may not go to Heaven, but at least crack open my grave plot i bought and put me in there. because if i spent that money and someone decides they ain't gonna put me there, well, that will piss me the fuck off. i always figured i'd prolly have a funeral, but i don't really want one. i've been to a bunch of funerals in my life, a bunch, and the best one i ever went to was my aunt mary's funeral and it wasn't even in a church or funeral home. it was an OPEN casket funeral- right IN the cemetery. i think i was even smoking a joint. aunt mary died on her birthday- how bad ass is that shit? her husband (uncle glenn) died on her birthday too. i suppose this posting could serve as notice about how i want my final affairs to be packaged and shipped. however, i'd prefer to have my suitcase closed.
