dear sneezing diary,
i just sneezed and thought i got away with keeping my shirt dry and then i found a big wet spot on my blanket. oh boy. i was so tired when the alarm went of this morning that i could hardly shut the bitch off. i didn't get to sleep until after 3am and i was a professional dancer in my dream so that wore me out even more. i'm so lazy these days even thinking about physically exerting myself just wears me the fuck out. i could get in shape just by watching those dumb exercise videos if i had some. shit i have to wear my pajama pants under my jeans now just to keep them up- and they still fall down. i am not bitching though, it just makes it easier and faster to get back into bed when i return to it. not only that, wearing my pajamas under my jeans keeps my ass half of my body warmer and makes me look like i have an ass half. i cant do that as much in the summer, although i have with my pajama shorts, but it makes my legs look that much skinnier with a padded ass. ima catching on. i'm thinking about getting up now. i could if i wanted to. i just got the hiccups so i prolly will.
i just sneezed and thought i got away with keeping my shirt dry and then i found a big wet spot on my blanket. oh boy. i was so tired when the alarm went of this morning that i could hardly shut the bitch off. i didn't get to sleep until after 3am and i was a professional dancer in my dream so that wore me out even more. i'm so lazy these days even thinking about physically exerting myself just wears me the fuck out. i could get in shape just by watching those dumb exercise videos if i had some. shit i have to wear my pajama pants under my jeans now just to keep them up- and they still fall down. i am not bitching though, it just makes it easier and faster to get back into bed when i return to it. not only that, wearing my pajamas under my jeans keeps my ass half of my body warmer and makes me look like i have an ass half. i cant do that as much in the summer, although i have with my pajama shorts, but it makes my legs look that much skinnier with a padded ass. ima catching on. i'm thinking about getting up now. i could if i wanted to. i just got the hiccups so i prolly will.
