December 10, 2011

under the spools of sod

dear smitten with mittens diary,

i really cant tell you what goes on underground anymore, but overground i can tell you the hamloaf i made tonight smelled horrible and i threw it in the garbage and didn't even think about giving it to the dogs. i think the meat was bad. i love the idea of things that are waterproof. if you want to sell me on something, just tell me it is waterproof. that new phone i got really works great in the shower. i kinda don't understand why all phones aren't waterproof or at least water resistant, but it seems like all the ones i ever had before this one like to suck up moisture like a sponge. it seems like a good time to eat a grapefruit- since the hamloaf didn't pan out.