dear forensic unit diary,
evidenciary measures were taken under a probatory scope this evening when i pulled my bed out to see exactly what has been going on along the parade route around it. shocker. the image of what i found will keep me awake longer than the noise i've heard for the last three nights, guaranteed. there was two little feet and a tail sticking up from a hole in the corner- STUCK- with piles of shit on both sides of it. ima sleep so much better tonight because i just cut a whole square of carpet from that corner and sprayed tilex down the cable hole before i stuffed an SOS pad down it. sticking that crochet needle up the ass of that mouse and driving it into the glass downstairs being held by the unibomber was the only way i could think of freeing up the hole. it would have been cool to have a tiny microscopic camera on the end of the crochet thing. omfg.
evidenciary measures were taken under a probatory scope this evening when i pulled my bed out to see exactly what has been going on along the parade route around it. shocker. the image of what i found will keep me awake longer than the noise i've heard for the last three nights, guaranteed. there was two little feet and a tail sticking up from a hole in the corner- STUCK- with piles of shit on both sides of it. ima sleep so much better tonight because i just cut a whole square of carpet from that corner and sprayed tilex down the cable hole before i stuffed an SOS pad down it. sticking that crochet needle up the ass of that mouse and driving it into the glass downstairs being held by the unibomber was the only way i could think of freeing up the hole. it would have been cool to have a tiny microscopic camera on the end of the crochet thing. omfg.
