they don't make sox like they used two, three would be better

dear pressing run and you're done diary,

since i do not have any clean socks, i figured it was as good of time as any to just go buy new ones. i haven't treated myself to new foot coverings in exactly two years. i am not the kind of whore that is picky about socks. if my socks are clean, meaning laundered, i'm happy. i don't even mind little holes, but the unibomber will throw a major temper tantrum if he has even a snag in his sock. sometimes it seems silly to reject a perfectly good sock just because of one tiny hole, but i've seen it done.