dear tester bottle diary,
when i get new things- i like to try 'em out first. i do. cuz i don't like to commit to nothing i ain't gunna be satisfied with for a long time because i keep shit forever and ever and ever. i still have shirts from the 6th grade- that my mom made- that i still wear. and i have blankets and curtains and damner- all kindsah dumbshit- especially dishes, i have ALL my grandmas dishes and her stove and her magic skillet. i still have the pictures that hung in our living room when i was a child- they hang in my basement now- and face the same geographical direction i last remember them hanging. i hang small pictures in closets. isn't that stupid? and i like oil lamps. they really heat up a room now. yep, stupid shit makes me happy. little tiny bottles make me happy- as long as they are clean. when they get dirty- they're dumb. if you're gunna collect stupid shit- its imperative you keep it clean, otherwise it just looks like trash.
when i get new things- i like to try 'em out first. i do. cuz i don't like to commit to nothing i ain't gunna be satisfied with for a long time because i keep shit forever and ever and ever. i still have shirts from the 6th grade- that my mom made- that i still wear. and i have blankets and curtains and damner- all kindsah dumbshit- especially dishes, i have ALL my grandmas dishes and her stove and her magic skillet. i still have the pictures that hung in our living room when i was a child- they hang in my basement now- and face the same geographical direction i last remember them hanging. i hang small pictures in closets. isn't that stupid? and i like oil lamps. they really heat up a room now. yep, stupid shit makes me happy. little tiny bottles make me happy- as long as they are clean. when they get dirty- they're dumb. if you're gunna collect stupid shit- its imperative you keep it clean, otherwise it just looks like trash.