dear ooh laa laa diary,
set a trap- you'll catch a raccoon- or in my case- a child. i busted him stealing cigarettes. i knew the little fucker was doing that too, so i counted them, and wrote on the bottom of the pack 17, because (duh) that's how many there were, and left them out in the open territory while i napped. guess what. go ahead. ill wait. care to guess how many i woke up to? 15. and i didn't count wrong either- so no defending him- i wont hear it. kids. that one anyway. he thinks ima idiot. maybe i am. ok i am. but wow. and sham wow. ima just kill him now and get it over with- ain't no sense waitin. i got caught smoking out of my bedroom window when i was about his age- told my dad it was a q-tip. a q-tip. im so sure he believed that. i never was a very good liar. a q-tip tho. dead of winter- storm window up- hanging out my upstairs window lighting a q-tip. great cover. oh yeah. i knew my kids wouldn't get away with shit- but look at them go.
set a trap- you'll catch a raccoon- or in my case- a child. i busted him stealing cigarettes. i knew the little fucker was doing that too, so i counted them, and wrote on the bottom of the pack 17, because (duh) that's how many there were, and left them out in the open territory while i napped. guess what. go ahead. ill wait. care to guess how many i woke up to? 15. and i didn't count wrong either- so no defending him- i wont hear it. kids. that one anyway. he thinks ima idiot. maybe i am. ok i am. but wow. and sham wow. ima just kill him now and get it over with- ain't no sense waitin. i got caught smoking out of my bedroom window when i was about his age- told my dad it was a q-tip. a q-tip. im so sure he believed that. i never was a very good liar. a q-tip tho. dead of winter- storm window up- hanging out my upstairs window lighting a q-tip. great cover. oh yeah. i knew my kids wouldn't get away with shit- but look at them go.
