January 26, 2011

doc (drug of choice)

dear mcdonalds at home is just as good diary,

i just made turkey bacon and chicken eggs and drank a halfa gallon of cold whole milk. yup im ready for a serious nap. you know, turkey bacon is already chewed up kindof- and damn near cooked like. i like the ruffly edges. i just finished my second package and this time it was the butterball brand- much better than oscar mayer. oh and by the way- the grump will not eat grilled shrimp so nobody needs to get him that when they bring him dinner. i just thought of that. wanted to get that in there. well i pretty much pulled an all nighter folks- with no narcotics. that's amazing. im not big on those anyway- i can only name a few- pot is my doc. lay them all out on the table- im walkin away with the weed- unless its brown. then ill leave with valium. and if theres no valium- ibuprofen then cuz vicodens make me sweat like i gave birth and i ain't in to all that. for real to the real. and i got all the darvocets i can handle- oh wait- ill take some versed... if its there. well that's about it for me. for now. ima floss and shut her down.