dear oh man i love soup diary,
i just got called into work. it'll be fun tho, i don't mind the extra shift. the grump is puking on the back porch, i just heard him. i wonder which toy he chewed up and ate. that's the only thing that'll make him puke. fucking idiot. you know, them kongs are twenty bucks each. but they last a long ass time. that is why i don't buy them anything else anymore. they'll eat everything else in an hour OR LESS. the grump likes to skin a tennis ball toy. so i quit buyin them all together. becky cant eat bird- no turkey- no chicken. she can do processed chicken- like a mcnugget- but any turkey causes her to instantly hurl. she sure does like shrimp tho. i hate shrimp. eww. so now i have to get ready for work again, but ima be a hot mess tonight, i don't give a fuck. my body is clean- if anyone comes up to smell me. which they wont. oh and btw, whenever you put on chapstick- be sure to apply some on becky- that's what shes wantin. it makes her feel pretty.
i just got called into work. it'll be fun tho, i don't mind the extra shift. the grump is puking on the back porch, i just heard him. i wonder which toy he chewed up and ate. that's the only thing that'll make him puke. fucking idiot. you know, them kongs are twenty bucks each. but they last a long ass time. that is why i don't buy them anything else anymore. they'll eat everything else in an hour OR LESS. the grump likes to skin a tennis ball toy. so i quit buyin them all together. becky cant eat bird- no turkey- no chicken. she can do processed chicken- like a mcnugget- but any turkey causes her to instantly hurl. she sure does like shrimp tho. i hate shrimp. eww. so now i have to get ready for work again, but ima be a hot mess tonight, i don't give a fuck. my body is clean- if anyone comes up to smell me. which they wont. oh and btw, whenever you put on chapstick- be sure to apply some on becky- that's what shes wantin. it makes her feel pretty.
