dear management diary,
yes i really like it here, the people at the front desk are nice and the pool water is warm, i couldn't be more delighted with the space here in my room- im stayin. the view is cool- my neighbors are quiet- i can send postcards to craigland- yee hawl- as long as they dont start gettin complaints about me- which you know they will- ima make myself at home here. i hope you can have animals- ima keep becky. she goes wherever i go. so i dunno. shes not really an animal- but to others she is- i believe in corrosion of conformity- and as soon as i can convince everyone else its the way to go- we will all lead more productive lives. wow. my new apartment. you guys like it here or what? plenty of parking too. the lady next door to me sure is pretty. i saw her shit last night. she has kids but they are quiet. i checked that little over 18 box- cuz i dont want no kids here- unless they come with yall. pets and babies are kewl tho. and elderly. i like old people. k ima go back to bed now, i think becky is ready again.
