dear grooming in the bathtub diary,
im pretty confident ima man with grapefruit titties and long red fingernails and eyelashes like a queen- oh- and a really small penis- smaller than the city employee's even. i had a mustache. it sparkles when it is wet and holds bubbles. that in combination with the two chinhairs (my beard) and the one hair on my shoulder- im telling you- the signs are there- its creepy. but my feet aren't big, and my crotch isn't overly hairy. maybe im a feminine man. i drink beverages very fast, i like my meat bloody, and i ain't much on cuddling after fuckin either. i burp loud, i like my hair pulled during rough sex, and i ain't takin no shower after we get done- i might wipe off with a towel- if you wanna do it again- or i get stuck to the sheet. and i like to get real sweaty when im fuckin- and if i don't- im bored. i was thinking layin back in the bath tonight this could be a serious issue, and prolly one of the reasons i haven't been kissed in almost a year. maybe ill paint my nails pink and try that.
im pretty confident ima man with grapefruit titties and long red fingernails and eyelashes like a queen- oh- and a really small penis- smaller than the city employee's even. i had a mustache. it sparkles when it is wet and holds bubbles. that in combination with the two chinhairs (my beard) and the one hair on my shoulder- im telling you- the signs are there- its creepy. but my feet aren't big, and my crotch isn't overly hairy. maybe im a feminine man. i drink beverages very fast, i like my meat bloody, and i ain't much on cuddling after fuckin either. i burp loud, i like my hair pulled during rough sex, and i ain't takin no shower after we get done- i might wipe off with a towel- if you wanna do it again- or i get stuck to the sheet. and i like to get real sweaty when im fuckin- and if i don't- im bored. i was thinking layin back in the bath tonight this could be a serious issue, and prolly one of the reasons i haven't been kissed in almost a year. maybe ill paint my nails pink and try that.
