dear now i made cookies diary,
that is the only thing that would suck about being a dog, not eating cookies. i love oatmeal cookies. i love brushing my teeth too, so i guess cookies ain't the only thing that would suck. id miss wiping my ass too. and driving. and using forks. becky watches tv with me. she has favorite commercials. i rewind them for her. it makes the TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTY FOUR DOLLAR cable bill so worth while. im furious about that too, btw. $234 bucks and there has been nothing but shit on tv since before christmas. N.O.T.H.I.N.G. and i am sick to the fuck tired of the shit. i haven't made a phonecall on my homephone in YEARS. i almost called comcast when i was in the bathtub today to see why my shit went up almost forty bucks- but i played with my rubber duckie instead- till it got filled up with water and sunk. enclosed please find the picture of my sinking duckie. goodnight y'all.
that is the only thing that would suck about being a dog, not eating cookies. i love oatmeal cookies. i love brushing my teeth too, so i guess cookies ain't the only thing that would suck. id miss wiping my ass too. and driving. and using forks. becky watches tv with me. she has favorite commercials. i rewind them for her. it makes the TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTY FOUR DOLLAR cable bill so worth while. im furious about that too, btw. $234 bucks and there has been nothing but shit on tv since before christmas. N.O.T.H.I.N.G. and i am sick to the fuck tired of the shit. i haven't made a phonecall on my homephone in YEARS. i almost called comcast when i was in the bathtub today to see why my shit went up almost forty bucks- but i played with my rubber duckie instead- till it got filled up with water and sunk. enclosed please find the picture of my sinking duckie. goodnight y'all.
