January 25, 2011

thump a grump and make a lump (i dare you)

dear and now i suppose it wouldn't be fair diary,

leaving out the grump will only piss him off later when he gets on his computer under the kids bed and logs on and reads his dear diary of a retarded bitch whore and passes mine on the way and doesn't find his picture next to becky's so here you go. here is the grump- looking out the window- guarding his kong- on his birthday. it just happened to be his birthday tho- this is what he usually does.