dear laughing hysterically diary,
i had to hurry up and post that picture- because writing about it while it was looking at me- wasn't happening. so turns out- today is 'sheeba- from illinois' birthday. ahahahhahaha. why is that so funny? because it is. it is for a couple of reasons. ok. i used to just lay in bed and watch nancy grace- and then i started noticing that this one lady- this sheeba from illinois kept calling in EVERY FUCKING DAY. it got on my nerves and almost pissed me off. my friends started making fun of me because i noticed- which made THEM notice- and of course- i was right. then to make matters even worse, AND THIS IS A TRUE STORY- I HAVE THE FUCKING POLICE REPORTS IF ANYONE EVER NEEDS ME TO PROVE THIS, i am summoned to court and before the proceedings my girlfriend and i were talking about SHEEBA FROM ILLINOIS and overheard as talking about some other unknown SHEILA (which we truly were not talking about and did not even KNOW TO TALK ABOUT) and this unsolicited overheard conversation about a lady calling into a tv show was subsequently reported to the police. so i dunno who writes the definitions for harassment in makeup county. so tonight before nancy wished sheeba a happy birthday and told her that she loved her- she took a call from SHEILA in illinois. because that is the name i go by when i call in now. i cant just lay in bed and watch anymore and let sheeba have all the fun.
i had to hurry up and post that picture- because writing about it while it was looking at me- wasn't happening. so turns out- today is 'sheeba- from illinois' birthday. ahahahhahaha. why is that so funny? because it is. it is for a couple of reasons. ok. i used to just lay in bed and watch nancy grace- and then i started noticing that this one lady- this sheeba from illinois kept calling in EVERY FUCKING DAY. it got on my nerves and almost pissed me off. my friends started making fun of me because i noticed- which made THEM notice- and of course- i was right. then to make matters even worse, AND THIS IS A TRUE STORY- I HAVE THE FUCKING POLICE REPORTS IF ANYONE EVER NEEDS ME TO PROVE THIS, i am summoned to court and before the proceedings my girlfriend and i were talking about SHEEBA FROM ILLINOIS and overheard as talking about some other unknown SHEILA (which we truly were not talking about and did not even KNOW TO TALK ABOUT) and this unsolicited overheard conversation about a lady calling into a tv show was subsequently reported to the police. so i dunno who writes the definitions for harassment in makeup county. so tonight before nancy wished sheeba a happy birthday and told her that she loved her- she took a call from SHEILA in illinois. because that is the name i go by when i call in now. i cant just lay in bed and watch anymore and let sheeba have all the fun.
