February 28, 2011

dinner in the home diner

dear making the worlds most perfect meaty loaf diary,

oh shit. the meat loafs are coming. and i am staying. do you know what makes a perfect meatloaf? two things. clean hands and bread crumbs. oh and the yummy sweet shit for the top. so three things then. my bad. someone pleasant to eat it with- a fucking treat- but hey- we cant have everything now can we. in all- the unibomber is in a much better mood since out first interaction of the day. after which, i went to bed- and he went- wherever. it seems to cheer him up when he does the wander about. it is a safe day for everyone- have at it. take your time- sip the wine. today gary would have been fifty-eight but he died april fifth. uncle jimmy said jeff is out but he turned narc so you don't know nothing if he comes around. just just stay away from all of them fuckers or you know what will happen. but if you're hard up for the lovin you will end up there and the news will be all over town. my hands are clean- i have made the loaf meaty- and i didn't even touch it- i put the baggies over my clean hands after i washed them. how do you like them apples?