February 26, 2011

dust to dust

dear ashes to ashes diary,

being a palm reader- it would be awesome to have your birthday on PALM SUNDAY. if your name was patrick green, it would be way cool to have your birthday be on MARCH 17th every year. if your parents named you star spangled cuz you were born on JULY 4th- that would be something- the list just goes on and on. but to be a FIREMAN on ASH WEDNESDAY how cool is that shit. it brings me to my knees. that is sure something- i'd say. if you know any of these blessed individuals this fact happens to pertain to- DUMP AN ASHTRAY ON THEIR HEAD AND SHOW THEM HOW MUCH YOU VALUE THEM AS A PERSON.