February 9, 2011

get a wife (avoid a lawsuit) 11/10/10

dear diary,

i just watched that video from youtube again. i love it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enpFde5rgmw simply brilliant. oh how i wish i could make one of those, cept i highly doubt mine would be that inspirational. i mean it would for me, and to others like me, (if there are any) and there is no doubt that my video would make national news too, and i suppose i could make a parody of my own video, one that could inspire those who aren't like me (the majority) just to be politically correct, and to avoid lawsuits, class action ones especially, but oh whale.

i never thought i would make an entry again so soon, but i just decided to take a bath and have my girl run me up to blono and do lunch and shit so i may not enter again all afternoon and so i wanted to get another fix in b4 i exit the premises for the moment. i feel the need to purchase yet another FREEPEOPLE design of the sort, possibly a layer shirt or another sweater, i dunno, i might just come home with a pair of knee high socks and a push up bra.

so im outta here. y'all have a fab day- and i have decided to basically ignore all yawls emails till they regain substance, because they are sucking donkey twat. get a life or get a wife cuz y'all are BORING me to tears. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.