dear going worldwide diary,
morocco, russia, you guys- this is really getting serious. my little map thing is turning green all over. my head is starting to swell up. ima have to get hair extensions due to all the pending bald spots. what am i doing right? what am i doing wrong? what do you want more of? what do you want less of? do you like my greasy hair? do you like pictures? i am at a complete loss of words here. i mean- i can ramble all day- but what are other people in these far off countries looking for? at least i know where russia is. if i got a post office box- would you guys send me stuff? because you all know i collect little rocks. i have rocks from greece and sand from israel. and everyone has seen my hollywood walk of fame rock- but i have a whole collection of little rocks. i also have a piece of slate from abe lincoln's tomb. i have sand from the west coast and the east coast that i got PERSONALLY within 24 hours of each other. ain't that dumb. i have sand from when my little nephew went to daytona and got busted bringing it back on the plane and the TSA almost took it until he told them it was for his crazy aunt trixie. SHOUT OUT LIL BRANDON. i don't know tho- world wide. super scary.
morocco, russia, you guys- this is really getting serious. my little map thing is turning green all over. my head is starting to swell up. ima have to get hair extensions due to all the pending bald spots. what am i doing right? what am i doing wrong? what do you want more of? what do you want less of? do you like my greasy hair? do you like pictures? i am at a complete loss of words here. i mean- i can ramble all day- but what are other people in these far off countries looking for? at least i know where russia is. if i got a post office box- would you guys send me stuff? because you all know i collect little rocks. i have rocks from greece and sand from israel. and everyone has seen my hollywood walk of fame rock- but i have a whole collection of little rocks. i also have a piece of slate from abe lincoln's tomb. i have sand from the west coast and the east coast that i got PERSONALLY within 24 hours of each other. ain't that dumb. i have sand from when my little nephew went to daytona and got busted bringing it back on the plane and the TSA almost took it until he told them it was for his crazy aunt trixie. SHOUT OUT LIL BRANDON. i don't know tho- world wide. super scary.
