dear reading the board diary,
i love reading the board and seeing my name in a post. it makes me squirt. iffin i had a penis it would be rock hard i betcha. it would. i looked down my shirt and neither one of my tits were hard, but i don't think that means anything. but it might. you never do know. i got the window open and the dogs keep barking. fuck. these retards act like the air comes from a different place in the front yard than the back. don't get that- but i suppose i dont have to. if i break a nail swattin at one of them tho- it'll be a different story altogether. dorks. oh my gawd- someone is walking by now. Heaven forbid. the house sure smells better. i've aired it out. and i have shut the heater off. tradition. when my friend took me to eat today the lady yelled for a number whose order was ready- it was loud and right IN MY FACE, she goes, "FORTY ONE," and i thought to myself out loud under my breath, "fucker," and smiled as she then took our order. my friend just laughed and laughed. i used to kinda work there, i say kinda cuz i didn't really ever clock in- i just hung out and helped out a little. the stupid city employee used to help me fold washrags and visit with my friends. i liked watching him watch his wife come and tan at the place across the way. i don't go there much anymore. not like i used to.
i love reading the board and seeing my name in a post. it makes me squirt. iffin i had a penis it would be rock hard i betcha. it would. i looked down my shirt and neither one of my tits were hard, but i don't think that means anything. but it might. you never do know. i got the window open and the dogs keep barking. fuck. these retards act like the air comes from a different place in the front yard than the back. don't get that- but i suppose i dont have to. if i break a nail swattin at one of them tho- it'll be a different story altogether. dorks. oh my gawd- someone is walking by now. Heaven forbid. the house sure smells better. i've aired it out. and i have shut the heater off. tradition. when my friend took me to eat today the lady yelled for a number whose order was ready- it was loud and right IN MY FACE, she goes, "FORTY ONE," and i thought to myself out loud under my breath, "fucker," and smiled as she then took our order. my friend just laughed and laughed. i used to kinda work there, i say kinda cuz i didn't really ever clock in- i just hung out and helped out a little. the stupid city employee used to help me fold washrags and visit with my friends. i liked watching him watch his wife come and tan at the place across the way. i don't go there much anymore. not like i used to.
