February 7, 2011

he wants to hump (have him checked and boiled (11/4/10)

dear raydi,

morning good. doubt no. she spooned with me all night long with her soft ass head lined perfectly with my lips causing me to kiss her in my sleep all night. cant do that to the old grump tho, for one, he wont lay right, and for another, as soon as you start kissin him, HE WANTS TA HUMP, and no thanks, not since she came along.

so i gotta clean the bathroom before the lady gets here to clean. cant have her goin home postin a mexican ad on CL lol, even tho i sure would, prolly with pictures, that word prolly again, i personally like that word cuz it rhymes with jolly and lolly and dolly, and my favorite dolly is Chrissy (that grew hair) and Rescue Randy. that Randy is one kinky mf. lol im sure he is disease ridden by now, altho, i think that it needs a human host to live for longer than "X" amount of hours so he might be ok in the closet by the door now, someone should prolly have him checked and boiled. Chrissy is ok, my brother pushed her into a burning fireplace when i was 5, exactly 30 years before I became exposed, and while i still have her with her long hair burnt off, she is disease free and living quite the normal life.

what a great day its gonna be today. cold. bullcrap cold. but. great day. lol. ima go jump in the tub and get get get started lol.