dear getting to work on time diary,
taking it to the limit on a friday night- wow. getting to work on time saturday- hurtin. comes early. donut? no thanks- i had a cupcake. ima sleep in like a royal bitch today- i've had a vortex weak. busy on my knees and everything else. i'd love some eggs and gravy when i get up- but i know you ain't gunna bring 'em in the truck. i feel like a mexican spread today- since the eggs ain't gunna work out. that picture i posted of becky was way to fucking sweet for human words. slap a hard dick across a sweaty forehead tho- i betcha you would understand. well, just wanted to wish you a real shitty fucking long ass miserable day at work. hope you break out with herpes and get a coupla hemorrhoids and a stye in your eye- a sinus infection- and break off your other front tooth. enjoy your stress free day.
all my love,
the whore
taking it to the limit on a friday night- wow. getting to work on time saturday- hurtin. comes early. donut? no thanks- i had a cupcake. ima sleep in like a royal bitch today- i've had a vortex weak. busy on my knees and everything else. i'd love some eggs and gravy when i get up- but i know you ain't gunna bring 'em in the truck. i feel like a mexican spread today- since the eggs ain't gunna work out. that picture i posted of becky was way to fucking sweet for human words. slap a hard dick across a sweaty forehead tho- i betcha you would understand. well, just wanted to wish you a real shitty fucking long ass miserable day at work. hope you break out with herpes and get a coupla hemorrhoids and a stye in your eye- a sinus infection- and break off your other front tooth. enjoy your stress free day.
all my love,
the whore
