dear twitch your nose diary,
well i don't know what this is all about, but black guys are payin me a whole lot of attention lately and i am likin it. the big ones look safe to me, safer than i have ever noticed them looking before. i dunno how else to say it, i've never looked at one twice, except eddie murphy- when i kissed him at the 1982 world's fair- at the hotel in knoxville- when i got his autograph- and in trouble. his hotel room smelled funny- but at a innocent twelve years of age- i had not a clue that was prolly the sweetest marijuana my nose to this day has yet to smell. my dad didn't like to hear that story- but he has come a long way- he'll tell it now. now that he knows who eddie murphy is. he would rather tell you how i got in trouble on my tenth birthday in new salem- when i left the school group and snuck over to elizabeth mongomery's tour bus and boarded and asked her if she could be my biological mother. i got her autograph too, you see, and i got lost, and a note home. but i had to know. how else was i going to find out? i suppose that is why i am so partial to my grandma's stove, it is just like the one samantha used on bewitched.
well i don't know what this is all about, but black guys are payin me a whole lot of attention lately and i am likin it. the big ones look safe to me, safer than i have ever noticed them looking before. i dunno how else to say it, i've never looked at one twice, except eddie murphy- when i kissed him at the 1982 world's fair- at the hotel in knoxville- when i got his autograph- and in trouble. his hotel room smelled funny- but at a innocent twelve years of age- i had not a clue that was prolly the sweetest marijuana my nose to this day has yet to smell. my dad didn't like to hear that story- but he has come a long way- he'll tell it now. now that he knows who eddie murphy is. he would rather tell you how i got in trouble on my tenth birthday in new salem- when i left the school group and snuck over to elizabeth mongomery's tour bus and boarded and asked her if she could be my biological mother. i got her autograph too, you see, and i got lost, and a note home. but i had to know. how else was i going to find out? i suppose that is why i am so partial to my grandma's stove, it is just like the one samantha used on bewitched.
