February 20, 2011

martina didnt fuck that up

dear dirty towels diary,

i am about ready to start paying someone to do my laundry now. i can afford it and i have a washer and dryer. omg there is a twitch in my chin- what does that mean i wonder? i should go to work. last time i had a twitch in my eye and i went to work and made allot of money that night. i can't seem to get my laundry done. i can't seem to get my glasses washed. i can't seem to do anything anymore. between posting on my blog and writing that stuff for 914- that's pretty much all i do- oh and work twice a week. sometimes i blog at work. but i never work at work. i take that back, i did once, but 914 didn't like that one much, or as much- he hasn't used it yet anyway- that i know of. it was a hot mess. i should get a fat check this week. well ima watch the daytona and relax in the tub. martina mcbride rocked the national anthem. christina is a tramp.