February 9, 2011

melted krayons taste awful 11/9/10

dearest diary,

oh my, i love that video.

the tension is ultra thick in the air tonight, and to further add to it, the cops came back again. LOL i swear. at least they didn't drawl they guns on my kids again (the dogs) boy ida been really upset then. i dunno, gettin woke up by 'em and gettin put to sleep by 'em, all in one day, really is exciting. i swept the porch off hee hawl.

now the deal is ima try to stay awake for an hour and make a crayon cake, lol i mean karrot kake, shit i mean carrot cake lol damn, screw backspacin, i like errors. its a heavier cake and takes longer to cook. i like carrot cakes myself, dunno bout anyone else out there in the big ole world, but mmm, its all about me, so i dunno.

the emails have slowt down. but ive noticed the personals have picked up. i dont reply to anything- anywhere- with the exception of on here, to my open public diary. lol. i "LOL" because i do find that funny for several reasons i will now list:
1: i just do (think its funny)
2: if im not gonna reply to a private email, chances are im PROLLY not gunna answer a personal ad tailored to me either
3: i find it so "ballsy" that you can reply to my posts but not post on the board
4: its just all so so so so cute.

someone needs to adjust the temperature on the water heater. we are running out of hot water to fast. i cant take a bath and do a load of hot laundry with the dishwasher running anymore and add hot water to my bath after 25 minutes cuz there ain't nun. and that's a boner killer. so if its already up all the way then we need to seriously consider doin something else cuz i cant live like that much longer. thank you

im hungry now you should make some icecream to go with the crayon cake-- bitch.