push and pull

dear looking at my fingers diary,

i woke up because i couldn't stand wondering what my fingernails looked like anymore. were they pretty? i had taken all the polish off in the dark- buffed them down- and then put cuticle wax all in them- but what was the end result? i never did getta see. the suspense was killing me. almost as bad as after i had liposuction and couldn't take that thing off for a week. omg- and what a long itchy week that was. fucking i about died. it almost killed me. i will never forget it. so i got up and looked at my naked fingernails and they are specfuckingtacular. i love the length they are now. i examined them under a very bright light for any tiny cracks or imperfections- and found none. the state of my nail unions are fine. after a full night of air and a hot soak tomorrow in the bath and a picky cleaning- they will be painted again with several luxurious coats of polish followed by a diamond hard fast dry top coat- assuring the most perfect paint job- and once again my ten little jewels will be ready for action. as far as liposuction- i am always ready for more of that.