dear diary,
i just picked out a garden of chinese food out between my teeth. u know, i wonder what it would actually be like to just be able to take yer rack of teeth out and pick the shit out and put them back in when yer done. Chrimany, just think how much money you would save on toothpaste and shit. id just run my dentures through the dishwasher or washer, id do em like i do my bras and Free People sweaters, tie em up in separate pillow cases and toss em on in. and when i got tired of havin them in my mouth when i was in the car, id open my glove box and just put them in there till i got home. that's what cheating spouses do with their wedding rings lol, it just sucks WHEN THEY LOSE IT, and what if i lost my teeth, left them at the car wash while fuckin? i think id put an ad in the paper, like the one i put in the paper march 9, 2008 only this one would read "LOST TOP ROW OF TEETH AT CAR WASH DURING ILLICIT AFFAIR AFTER ANAL SEX... HEFTY REWARD IF FOUND PLEASE CALL" damner. or maybe it'd be the bottom row? or both LOL and btw, did you know you really didn't lose your wedding ring? i took that bitch.
so i saw smoke signals tonite, but i couldn't make out the message, i don't think there was one.im waiting for the jacuzzi room to be constructed for the girls to be able to relax and reach towards the sky, but it looks like the porch took priority over the jacuzzi and the needs of the pokey women and the "old man." but i bet that phone book is sure happy. and if i mite add, the boots i suggested, you may not like because the toes aren't pointy lol and wont "kill a spider in a corner," but you can snuff a mouse in one swift kick. CROSS MY HEART, altho i'd prefer that you'd reach down and pick the lil fucker up and bring it to me because the snake would eat the bitch. AND I HAVE A LEGIT BONE TO PICK WITH YOU AND JUST REMEMBERED.
NEW PARAGRAPH
so the cops was here the other night and a CERTAIN SUBJECT (which is irrelevant) CAME UP AND I WANT TO DISCUSS THE OUTCOME OF THE CONVERSATION AT THIS TIME lol. picking up mid conversation towards the end:
COP SAYS : "People DO NOT RUN away when they AREN'T doing something GUILTY"
I SAY: "YES THEY DO."
COP SAYS, "MOST PEOPLE DO NOT RUN AWAY WHEN THEY AREN'T DOING SOMETHING GUILTY"
so.... im just sayin. lol.
and that time i RAN AWAY, I WASN'T DOING NOTHIN TO BE GUILTY OF.............
i ran because..... i wanted to leave fast.
i just picked out a garden of chinese food out between my teeth. u know, i wonder what it would actually be like to just be able to take yer rack of teeth out and pick the shit out and put them back in when yer done. Chrimany, just think how much money you would save on toothpaste and shit. id just run my dentures through the dishwasher or washer, id do em like i do my bras and Free People sweaters, tie em up in separate pillow cases and toss em on in. and when i got tired of havin them in my mouth when i was in the car, id open my glove box and just put them in there till i got home. that's what cheating spouses do with their wedding rings lol, it just sucks WHEN THEY LOSE IT, and what if i lost my teeth, left them at the car wash while fuckin? i think id put an ad in the paper, like the one i put in the paper march 9, 2008 only this one would read "LOST TOP ROW OF TEETH AT CAR WASH DURING ILLICIT AFFAIR AFTER ANAL SEX... HEFTY REWARD IF FOUND PLEASE CALL" damner. or maybe it'd be the bottom row? or both LOL and btw, did you know you really didn't lose your wedding ring? i took that bitch.
so i saw smoke signals tonite, but i couldn't make out the message, i don't think there was one.im waiting for the jacuzzi room to be constructed for the girls to be able to relax and reach towards the sky, but it looks like the porch took priority over the jacuzzi and the needs of the pokey women and the "old man." but i bet that phone book is sure happy. and if i mite add, the boots i suggested, you may not like because the toes aren't pointy lol and wont "kill a spider in a corner," but you can snuff a mouse in one swift kick. CROSS MY HEART, altho i'd prefer that you'd reach down and pick the lil fucker up and bring it to me because the snake would eat the bitch. AND I HAVE A LEGIT BONE TO PICK WITH YOU AND JUST REMEMBERED.
NEW PARAGRAPH
so the cops was here the other night and a CERTAIN SUBJECT (which is irrelevant) CAME UP AND I WANT TO DISCUSS THE OUTCOME OF THE CONVERSATION AT THIS TIME lol. picking up mid conversation towards the end:
COP SAYS : "People DO NOT RUN away when they AREN'T doing something GUILTY"
I SAY: "YES THEY DO."
COP SAYS, "MOST PEOPLE DO NOT RUN AWAY WHEN THEY AREN'T DOING SOMETHING GUILTY"
so.... im just sayin. lol.
and that time i RAN AWAY, I WASN'T DOING NOTHIN TO BE GUILTY OF.............
i ran because..... i wanted to leave fast.
