dear what a fucking bitch diary,
omfg you are not going to believe this shit right. so im at the walmart, and my phone rings. im thinking end of world- fucking nightmare on elm street right? its 4:45am nothing good can come of this its PRIVATE CALL- immediately my heart begins to pound. if i answer it- i could go to jail- OF COURSE IMA ANSWER IT... DUH.... its my friend, 'yvette' all upset at our mutual friend, 'stacie,' for running her mouth about some shit she had no business running her mouth about. so i am walking through walmart at almost 5am consoling, 'yvette,' about, 'stacie,' when up from behind me like a fucking hurricane and an evil loud shrill voice came shrieking behind me saying, "do you know what that fucking bitch yvette did to me girl," and there stood stacie with yvette in my ear at now five in the morning. yvette just hung up and i ditched stacie and drove home as fast as i could. i'll never get to sleep now. fuck. i just need a beeper.
omfg you are not going to believe this shit right. so im at the walmart, and my phone rings. im thinking end of world- fucking nightmare on elm street right? its 4:45am nothing good can come of this its PRIVATE CALL- immediately my heart begins to pound. if i answer it- i could go to jail- OF COURSE IMA ANSWER IT... DUH.... its my friend, 'yvette' all upset at our mutual friend, 'stacie,' for running her mouth about some shit she had no business running her mouth about. so i am walking through walmart at almost 5am consoling, 'yvette,' about, 'stacie,' when up from behind me like a fucking hurricane and an evil loud shrill voice came shrieking behind me saying, "do you know what that fucking bitch yvette did to me girl," and there stood stacie with yvette in my ear at now five in the morning. yvette just hung up and i ditched stacie and drove home as fast as i could. i'll never get to sleep now. fuck. i just need a beeper.
